...YoU KnOw YOu'rE An ArChiTecTuRe StuDenT WhEn...

-The alarm clock tells you when to go to sleep.
-You're not ashamed of drooling in class anymore, especially during Structures lectures
-You know what Superglue tastes like.
-You celebrate space and observe your birthday
-Coffee and Red Bull are tools, not treats.
-People are nauseated just by smelling your caffeine breath.
-You are surprised when you see a new building in your school.
-You think it's possible to create space.
-You've slept more than 20 hours non-stop in a single weekend.
-You fight with inanimate objects.
-You've fallen asleep in the bathroom.
-Your brother or sister thinks he or she is an only child.
-You've listened to all your CDs in less than 48 hours.
-You're not seen in public.
-You lose your house keys for a week and you don't even notice.
-You've brushed your teeth and washed your hair in the university's bathroom.
-You've discovered the benefits of having none or very short hair, and you've started to appreciate inheriting baldness.
-You've used an entire role of film to photograph the footpath.
-You know the exact time the vending machines are refilled.
-You always carry your deodorant.
-You become excellent at recycling when making models.
-When you try to communicate, you make a continuous and monotonous whine.
-You've danced YMCA with excellent choreography at 3 am and without a single drop of alcohol in your body.
-You take notes and leve messages with a rapidograph and colour markers.
-You combine breakfast, lunch and dinner into one single meal.
-You see holidays only as extra sleeping time.
-You've got more photographs of buildings than of actual people.
-You've taken your girlfriend (boyfriend) on a date to a construction site.
-You've realised that French curves are not that exciting.
-You can live without human contact, food or daylight, but if you can't print it's chaos.
-When you're being shown pictures of a trip, you ask about the human scale
-You can use Photoshop, Illustrator and make a web page, but you don't know how to use Excel. -You refer to great architects (dead or alive) by their first name as if you knew them (Frank, Corbu, Mies, Norman).
-You buy 50 dollars worth of magazines that you haven't read yet.
-When someone offers you a Bic pen, you feel offended.